February 2012
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Feb 7th
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“Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features...”
– Miss Piggy (via nerdybynurture)
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Oscar List 2012
I’ve completely dropped the ball with this year’s roundup of Academy Award Contenders… So, thanks to this handy-dandy list from Film Misery, now I’ve got something to aim for! … Well, at the very least, a simply-put and concise collection of shit I should be watching instead of the Jersey Shore. Let the crossing-out COMMENCE. As of Saturday, January 14, 2012… ...
Jan 15th
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"We Need to Talk About Kevin" was a fantastic...
Jan 15th
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What is this fan mail thing, this is madness.
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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melodiesndesires: missesnorris: missindianajones: cheezepizza: shorturl: “Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.” files under: things that make my day
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 8th
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before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot.
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
You know why I love you all? →
Because you will click the link, subscribe to my YouTube channel, and partake in my little faction GLOBAL DOMINAAAAATION!!! … But if you’re not into all that revolutionary crap, subscribing would suffice. <3
Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
December 2011
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Listen When the Lights Go Out || 5ive OHHHHHHHHH...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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When you fall in love with something in a store,...
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Dec 29th
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It's Christmas Eve. I'm on Tumblr.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 22nd
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:O :O :O
gallifreyan-hufflepuff: therandompersn: gerard-sassypants-way: likeclefairy: pottermoreravenclaws: ronandhermioneslytherin: I FOUND IT I FOUND IT !!!!!!!! ON MY WAY  baby I knew you were out there <3 IM COMIN BABY! SOMEONE GET ME A CAR NOW. I WILL GLADLY SELL MY SOUL TO GET UP TO SCOTLAND.  LES’ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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We Are Nothing If Not Resilient.: SOPA emergency... →
peterostrander: Reddit has put together an essential list of popular sites’ IP addresses for when SOPA is enacted and shit turns into a Cormac McCarthy story. # SOPA emergency list wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201 # News bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131 aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252 # Social... Reblog: Obligatory, or “Holy Shit, What If This Really Happens?”
Dec 19th
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