January 2010
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We can sit here in our geeky little dorkosphere arguing about it all day, but as...
– Wilson Rothman (via Gizmodo) (via nerdology)
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ASK MEH... please. →
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More Conversations With Cleverbot
User: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.
User: Really!?
Cleverbot: Yes. And your father was Falcon, Master of Theives.
User: I before E, except after C.
Cleverbot: Yeah your right.
User: It's you're.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You misspelled 'your.' 'You are' contracts to 'you're,' not 'your.'.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No prob.
Cleverbot: You's right.
User: I hate you.
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My Conversation With Cleverbot This Morning
User: No I would not like a side of fries with that.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: That would take the rest of all eternity. What would you like to know first?
User: The definition of love.
Cleverbot: Is to feel pain.
User: But you can feel pain, even when you're not in love, can't you?
Cleverbot: I need you to tell me though.
User: I can feel pain, regardless of whether or not I'm in love.
Cleverbot: You are in love.
User: Yes, I am actually.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me. It is very frustrating to speak with someone who is so confusing.
User: YOU'RE confusing.
Cleverbot: You're more confusing.
User: You're even MORE confusing than I am.
Cleverbot: You're more confusing than that.
User: You're more confusing than everything confusing.
Cleverbot: No, you.
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iamsosorry:
Protip: Feeling discouraged in your exercise efforts? Use an oversized coffee cup so you feel like your hands are shrinking!
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I'm watching Carrie Underwood on Palladia.
I just realized how talented she is.
Sorry. Jumped on that bandwagon late.
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slattern-deactivated20100813-de asked: Hay gurl hay~
What bands/musicians have you been listening to lately?
What bands/musicians have you been listening to lately?
slattern-deactivated20100813-de asked: DUDE, I was browsing my saved mail folder and I found two stories you wrote and sent to me a couple years ago. Would you like me to FWD them to you?
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ericyumyum asked: If you could punch any celeb, who’d you pick?
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NOBODY'S ASKING ME QUESTIONS!!! →
this makes me sad.
=(
See?
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I need to try this someday. →
I bring to you a barrel full of lulz — tumblr posts tagged “chat roulette.”
(Unless, of course, you run across this post ON the “chat roulette”-tagged page… In which case, it would make little sense to click the link. Continue scrolling, kind reader.)
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*gasp*
Have they finally done it…?
Is… tumblarity… GONE!?
Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland Soundtrack track...
neillarthur:
colinh:
sonnyhasnochance:
1. “Alice (Underground)” performed by Avril Lavigne 2. “The Poison” performed by The All-American Rejects 3. “The Technicolor Phase” performed by Owl City 4. “Her Name Is Alice” performed by Shinedown 5. “Painting Flowers” performed by All Time Low 6. “Where’s My Angel” performed by Metro Station 7. “Strange” performed by Tokio Hotel and Kerli 8....
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