• 15th January
    2012
  • 15

Oscar List 2012

I’ve completely dropped the ball with this year’s roundup of Academy Award Contenders… So, thanks to this handy-dandy list from Film Misery, now I’ve got something to aim for! … Well, at the very least, a simply-put and concise collection of shit I should be watching instead of the Jersey Shore.

Let the crossing-out COMMENCE.

As of Saturday, January 14, 2012…

  1. The Artist
  2. Moneyball
  3. The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
  4. The Help
  5. J. Edgar
  6. The Descendants
  7. War Horse
  8. The Tree of Life
  9. Hugo
  10. Midnight in Paris
  11. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
  12. Albert Nobbs
  13. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
  14. Take Shelter
  15. My Week With Marilyn
  16.  The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Uniform
  17. The Iron Lady
  18. Rise of the Planet of the Apes
  19. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
  20. Shame
  21. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
  22. Anonymous
  23. Drive
  24. We Need to Talk About Kevin
  25. Super 8
  26. Happy Feet 2
  27. Winnie the Pooh
  28. Captain America: The First Avenger
  29. Beginners
  30. Coriolanus
  31. Rango
  32. The Ides of March
  33. Jane Eyre
  34. 50/50
  35. A Separation
  36. Bill Cunningham New York
  37. Buck
  38. In Darkness
  39. Le Havre
  40. Martha Marcy May Marlene
  41. Once Upon a Time in Anatolia
  42. Senna
  43. Tabloid
  44. The Interrupters
  45. Where Do We Go Now?
  46. Young Adult
  47. The Muppets
  48. Rio
  49. Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
  50. A Dangerous Method
  51. Footloose

  • 7th September
    2011
  • 07
  • 9th April
    2011
  • 09

Watching “28 Days Later” on IFC

You know how Jim (Cillian Murphy) looks a hot mess for the first 30-40 minutes of the movie, then he makes it to Frank’s (Brendan Gleeson, aka MAD-EYE MOODY ZOMG!!11) apartment and cuts his hair and shaves?

This transformation has always given me the distinct desire to jump Cillian Murphy’s bones in a lust-induced flurry.

Love this movie, by the way. I’m sure it’s been 10+ times that I’ve sat down to watch it from beginning to end (it’s been nine years, people!). I’ll never get tired of it.

  • 29th March
    2011
  • 29

On my day off.

Marching my ass to my job like

Makin’ my way to the counter like

Slappin’ my money down on the counter, waiting for my copies of Tangled and Black Swan like

Askin’ my boss to price-match, droppin’ all loyalties to my place of work and shit like

Walk out the store with my two new movies, standing out on the sidewalk all like

Realize what a loser I am for being this excited over two movies

………

Then realize, quite simply, that IDGAF.

I’M OUT!!

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    2011
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